#and make that everybody else problem

[belladonazeppole]

Ephine, after hearing that Zeus cheat Hera and is gonna have a baby... again: Brothers. Out. Now. I want to talk to our father. Zeus, having flashbacks of a angry Hades: No, kids, stay. Please stay. Ephine: Go. Go! *Hermes, Ares, Herakles and Apollo tried to leave* Zeus: Stay. Stay! *They stop* Ephine: You go! Zeus: Ares, stay! Ephine: Now! Zeus: Apollo, Herakles, don't move! Ephine: You go! Zeus: Hermes, stay! Ephine: Get out of here! *They obey since they have more respect in Ephine* Zeus, tries to run: Don't leave me! Ephine, grabs Zeus robe and watch her brothers: You get out of here!

[lazylittledragon]

i love my tavs but also i think they should kiss

[atomeja]

HI OOPS i disappeared for like 6 months sorry

[cubbihue]

I just want to see Cosmo, wanda, Timmy, Prei

And the god kids, if you want to

In a cuddle pile.

Cuddle pile!!! Once, Peri brought home a stray Furby. It brought the entire house into chaos as the Furby went feral on them. It took sacrificing Cosmo to it for the Furby to calm down.

It spat him out eventually, but the house was a wreck afterwords. Wanda refused to let Timmy or Peri keep it as a pet, thinking (rightly) that they're not ready for one. Cupid took the Furby off their hands afterwords.

Bitties Series: [Start] > [Previous] > [Next]

[clancysletter]

Tyler Joseph dancing the macarena to Lavish in Santiago, Chile, during The Clancy World Tour.

[crowleyholmes]

What was it he said that got everyone so upset? "Be kind to each other." Oh, yeah, that'll do it.

[junglejim4322]

When you’re sick and start having dead wife under the covers flashbacks to when you could breathe

[prince-liest]

fuck it I'm gonna write an omegaverse fic

[deepdwellingsteamboat]

Why do we celebrate the anniversary of an assassination? Fifteen years ago, in the middle of a plague that nearly destroyed Dunwall, a paid killer assaulted the palace where I was born and stabbed my mother in the heart. In the aftermath, the men who sent the assassin tried to use me as a pawn in a game of power. They would've succeeded, but my father, Corvo Attano, hunted them down and cut their conspiracy to pieces. All these years later, am I the ruler my mother wanted me to be? Now we face a new crisis. A monster the papers are calling the Crown Killer has been picking off my enemies, and dressing it up like my father and I are responsible. I don't know whether to get on a ship and sail to the opposite side of the world, or to have everyone around me executed.

DISHONORED 2 2016・dev. Arkane Studios

[dareduffie]

cherik — i'm your man.

you're an angel, i'm a dog. or you're a dog and i'm your man.

[inkzncowfolk]

inquisitor lavellan slow down with the wine… maybe that’s enough… lavellan please

(click for higher res, idk why the quality looks like that i swear its not that bad)

[thetriforcetriohouse]

Link, Zelda, and Ganondorf all live in a house together.

Link:

The only one in the house with an actual job.

What is that job? Well...

He Works. He leaves the house, and then comes back hours later with money.

To be clear, there's nothing illegal going on! If you follow him, you're going to see him pulling weeds, busking, and other various sidequesty activities.

Trades cooking duty with Ganondorf. Link's cooking is delicious, if somewhat unconventional. He will eat anything--this man has eaten rocks before, and he'll do it again.

Horse Girl. Keeps Epona in a nice stable on the property. Rides her regularly around the neighborhood and at the Equestrian Center nearby.

ADHD. Autism. But we all knew that.

Smokes weed sometimes. Buys from Ravio. Doesn't buy from Tingle anymore.

Link is part of a massive polycule that he himself is not aware of, but all the girls in it have a groupchat.

Buys his clothes in bulk at Walmart.

Is the one who actually owns the house.

Zelda:

Does the taxes, keeps track of the finances...she likes to do Books.

She is just living her life.

Loves engineering and computer programming. Her father disapproves, which almost never bothers her.

Can't eat spice to save her soul. Ganondorf's cooking obliterates her every time, and he laughs.

Is not part of the Link polycule, but keeps everything scheduled. Polycule secretary.

Dating Yona.

Gets distracted from work because she looked outside and saw a cool frog or bug and had to go look. She and Link frequently text eachother in the Trio groupchat whenever they find something cool, so the other one can come running and Ganondorf can go "why though?"

Does the grocery shopping. Link used to, but isn't allowed anymore because he always buys protein and nothing else.

Overachiever. Wants to get a good grade at living life, which is normal to want and possible to achieve.

Does her own laundry after Ganondorf side-eyed her about her cheap underwear.

Anxiety disorder. It's fiiiiiiiiine.

Ganondorf:

Does the household chores. Is frequently exasperated by the state the other two leave the place in.

His cooking is sublime but incredibly spicy. Makes the best Gerudo food around for miles.

Road rage. Don't put this man behind a wheel.

Has broken soooooo many console controllers and at least one TV.

He keeps the house looking nice so his moms (Koume and Kotake) can visit whenever they want.

Incredibly competitive, especially with Link.

Planted Deku Babas near the sidewalk to eat the children walking by because they're obnoxious. He still thinks that's funny.

Has two sugar babies that don't know about eachother. Also has a cute girlfriend named Lyric living across the street.

All of his items are incredibly luxurious and high-quality. His clothes, his weapons, his everything. He deserves the best!

Has a rigorous gym routine. Every time he walks in, people stare. He knows this. Gets into frequent flex-offs with Groose while he's at the gym.

Respectful to women. Duh.

Surprisingly reasonable. Most of the time.

Designated straightman, but is not a Straight Man.

Has a little crusty white purse dog named Annalise. That thing eats better than almost everybody else.

Also has a big black horse stabled in a NICER stable than Epona's. It was important to him. The horse's name is Demise.

[wraithsoutlaws]

- We're bored - That my problem? - Might oughta be...

[cerbaros]

[raointean]

Headcanon about Bail's accent

I noticed there is a rather sharp shift between Revenge of the Sith and Tales of the Jedi/The Bad Batch. (It's even thicker in those two than it was in Clone Wars, where he's portrayed by the same voice actor!)

The Republic, for all its flaws and corruption, is all about bringing different types of people together in pursuit of a common goal. In contrast, the Empire is all about being homogeneous. Everything must be The Same.

Now, they don't have time to worry about standardizing an Imperial dialect- they have much more important things to worry about, like non-humans in power *horrified gasp*. HOWEVER, someone suggests to Bail, who is from a lower prestige region of Alderaan (although he'd still have to come from an elite family to have gotten close enough to Breha to marry her, unless it's some kind of Jasmine and Aladdin situation), that he should consider changing his accent to be more like the "normal" (read: prestigious) Alderaanian accent.

Bail promptly dials his native accent up to eleven as a subtle "fuck you" to the Empire and everything it stands for.

[radiomogai]

i *will* make the MOGAI community think about race so help me G-d